From The Teachings of Silvanus: "Do not be a sausage which is full of useless things."
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
In case you thought we'd gone soft...GOD HATES SHRIMP!
Just in case anyone had the impression we liberals are too nampy-pamby, I'm here to clarify occasions for judgment: G-d hates shrimp! Whoever said we don't take God's word seriously...
Fab. Of course, it's really a metaphor for "not leading a shellfish life". Sad that the Levitical prohibition on Gingham got mistranslated though - that has definite contemporary application, IMHO. ;)
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Fab. Of course, it's really a metaphor for "not leading a shellfish life". Sad that the Levitical prohibition on Gingham got mistranslated though - that has definite contemporary application, IMHO. ;)
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